Maybe its because of cigarettes I used to smoke
Maybe its because of all the times I almost choked
Maybe its because of tears I did not cry
Maybe its because of lack of exercise
Maybe its because of all the fast food that I ate
Maybe its because of my inability to find a mate
Maybe its because of years wasted playing games
Maybe its because of all my going against the grain
Maybe its because of all the times I got blind drunk
Maybe its because of smoking buds that smell like skunk
Maybe its because of radiation from Chernobyl
Maybe its because of my inability to sit still
Maybe its because of all the smog that's in the air
Maybe its because of all the dandruff in my hair
Maybe its because of all the soda that I drank
Maybe its because of all the times that I got spanked
(C)opyright 1998 Donald B. Hodges